The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!