the power to turn into a tree

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to sit

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!