- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be normal and average

The power to smell whore

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to die

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to not have any power at all

Pointless Super Powers