- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money disappear.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to digest corn.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

yo mama

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Liam Brudenell

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to obey gravity

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pointless Super Powers