- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to speak using their mouth

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to not have a superpower

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to create a meme

Pointless Super Powers