- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

the power to be forever alone

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to fly when in something flying

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to shrink boobs

Pointless Super Powers