- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

Pointless Super Powers