- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

Pointless Super Powers