The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to not see anything

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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blindness

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!