- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to climb up fallen trees

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Pointless Super Powers