- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk on land.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to predict the present

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to turn into a tree

Pointless Super Powers