- Pointless Super Powers

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to smell whore

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to shit without squinting.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to rotten food.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!