The ability to be heard in space

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to count to infinity.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!