the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to time travel to the present

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!