the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to not see anything

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to smell whore

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!