The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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make youself dumb

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to fire my lazer

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to sit

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to die on the spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!