- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to enter a coma.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be an idiot.

The power to walk 1% faster.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

Pointless Super Powers