The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to pee while standing up

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

thumb_up thumb_down +117

the ability to invent cheese and toast

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

thumb_up thumb_down +111

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to make money disappear.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to control paprika with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to see stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to give yourself sunburn

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to be alone

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Power to instantly turn drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!