- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

make youself dumb

the power to fire my lazer

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the ability to spin gold into straw

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

Pointless Super Powers