The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!