- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to fire my lazer

The power to become famous on vine

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

Pointless Super Powers