- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to break bones at will.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

Pointless Super Powers