The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to get married

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be powerless

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!