- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter a coma.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to climb up fallen trees

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers