- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart at the worst moments

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power of being negative all the time.

yo mama

The power to be alone

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

anything Aquaman does

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to walk 1% faster.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

Pointless Super Powers