the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!