- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to see through glass walls.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

Feeling people's depression.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

Pointless Super Powers