The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power of learning

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to see stuff

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!