the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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blindness

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!