- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to see through glass

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to resurrect dead insects

Pointless Super Powers