- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to see in black and white at will.

the ability to solve paradoxes

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to smell whore

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to get married

The power to digest corn.

yo mama

Pointless Super Powers