Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to pee any color

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to get married

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to be alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!