- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be alone

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to obey gravity

the power to become translucent

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

open up pickles glass

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to speak using their mouth

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

Pointless Super Powers