The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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blindness

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!