The power to rotten food.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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yo mama

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!