- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to be an idiot.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to walk on land.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Pointless Super Powers