The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to block your own powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!