- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to release the bogus

The power to find spare change in the sofa

being black

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to become famous on vine

the power to be friends with Donald trump

power to permanently shrink one eye.

Pointless Super Powers