- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to get married

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to be alone

yo mama

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

open up pickles glass

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Pointless Super Powers