The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to predict the present

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to create a meme

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!