- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power of bad luck

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the ability to invent cheese and toast

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to fly while masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers