The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power of bad luck

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to smell whore

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!