The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to get married

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The power to be alone

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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yo mama

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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open up pickles glass

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!