- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to walk on land.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to lick your balls.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to create a meme

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Pointless Super Powers