The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to like this post

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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yo mama

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!