the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to be powerless

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to be an idiot.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!