- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to have an ability.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to block your own powers

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to be a snail

the power to turn wine into water.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to pee while standing up

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to smell people's moods

The power to turn your navel upside down

Pointless Super Powers