- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

Pointless Super Powers