- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

the power to walk on land.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers