- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be alone

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to not have a superpower

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to know you don't have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers